tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23259007959067250062011-12-28T04:16:52.547-08:00...sau "Aforismele lui Leontescu"Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.comBlogger791100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-72421801652061536252011-12-28T04:16:00.001-08:002011-12-28T04:16:52.554-08:00Ai observat ca de cand s-au inventat tigaile de care nu se lipeste nimic, nu prea mai vezi femei la cratita?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-7242180165206153625?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-43483797970897839182011-12-24T03:48:00.001-08:002011-12-24T03:50:06.672-08:00Te-ai gandit vreodata cum au testat cei de la Johnson&Johnson samponul pentru copii pana au ajuns la formula "fara lacrimi"?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-4348379797089783918?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-66844931391015128022011-06-17T10:19:00.000-07:002011-06-17T10:21:19.566-07:00Stii care-i partea proasta cand esti un materialist posesiv uituc? Ce-i al tau e pus deoparte, da' nu stii unde...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-6684493139101512802?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-68383173669130795012011-04-22T12:03:00.000-07:002011-05-22T00:39:15.492-07:00Proctologii au vrut sa fie de fapt papusari, dar sunt prea timizi...<br /><br /><br />Lectia numarul unu daca vrei sa devii papusar este sa fii proctolog pentru o zi. Baby steps...mai intai un deget si dup'aia....<br /><br /><br />(Initial am scris ca proctologii mor de curiozitate, dar cred ca divagam)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-6838317366913079501?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-86703659479681400292011-04-10T12:19:00.001-07:002011-04-10T12:20:11.443-07:00Cand spui despre un actor ca a jucat rolul secundar in "Brokeback mountain" inseamna ca a stat in spate sau in fata?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-8670365947968140029?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-79132061304670109222010-12-12T01:14:00.000-08:002011-01-08T02:42:07.489-08:00It ain't Christmas 'till the fat Hrușcă sings.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-7913206130467010922?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-1702455237688490192010-07-20T15:22:00.000-07:002010-07-22T11:54:27.355-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Better late than later</span><br /><br /><br />...interstițiile sunt printre noi...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-170245523768849019?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-86388970693709512022010-06-23T12:01:00.000-07:002010-06-23T12:03:58.016-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Is it lonely in here or is it just me?</span><br /><br />Sunt cel mai singuratic om pe care-l stiu. <br /><br /><br />Mi se pare mie sau halucinez?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-8638897069370951202?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-79680974273456308202010-05-13T14:18:00.000-07:002010-06-29T09:54:53.468-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Let it bibi</span><br /><br />Numai mie mi se pare ciudat ca Platon, cel care se gandea la matematica, ratiune, legile naturii si punea bazele <span style="font-style:italic;">teoriei evolutiei</span> este datat undeva la 400 de ani <span style="font-style:italic;">inainte de Hristos?<br />...se pare ca nu s-a inteles mare lucru din ce zicea el, asa-i? <br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-7968097427345630820?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-4743895656841415212010-05-12T08:55:00.001-07:002010-05-12T08:55:44.029-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Vlad the Inhaler</span><br /><br />A procastinator's job is never finished.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-474389565684141521?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-25390839129960692562010-03-31T13:45:00.000-07:002010-05-06T12:50:19.818-07:00Don't drink and write, smoke and blog.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-2539083912996069256?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-21560250257014258672010-03-20T11:21:00.000-07:002010-03-27T11:09:17.151-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Mo' monkey, mo' problem</span><br /><br />De ani de zile beau zilnic, singur, in casa, si inca n-am ajuns alcoolic.<br /><br />Excesele sunt bune doar cu masura.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-2156025025701425867?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-86955733931537919352010-03-15T12:59:00.000-07:002010-03-27T11:08:59.651-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Sa moara toti tiganii daca eu-s rasist</span><br /><br />Cica de fiecare data cand te pomeneste un homosexual, scapi sapunul la dus.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-8695573393153791935?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-16748820584997875942009-11-18T05:28:00.000-08:002010-03-27T11:08:32.344-07:00Ai auzit ca o sa apara editia de Craciun a emisiunii "De 3 ori femeie"? O sa se cheme "Ho - Ho - Ho"...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-1674882058499787594?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-17259964326147609152009-10-28T07:38:00.001-07:002010-03-27T11:08:21.508-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Respectivele perspective</span><br /><br />Din punctul de vedere al lui Pavlov, de fiecare data cand se aprindea becul, cainele saliva.<br />Din punctul de vedere al cainelui, de fiecare data cand se aprindea becul, Pavlov ii aducea mancare.<br /><br />Din punctul de vedere al becului, cand el se aprinde, toata lumea se pune in miscare...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-1725996432614760915?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-24354747773400471582009-10-21T11:01:00.000-07:002010-03-27T11:08:05.236-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Lufthansa si Gretel</span><br /><br />Stiti de ce bugetarii seamana cu Loteria Romana?<br />Lucreaza 6 din 49.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-2435474777340047158?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-69094370374679437702009-10-16T06:42:00.001-07:002010-03-27T11:07:35.543-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">One verb is better than Noun</span><br /><br />De multe ori, luminita de la capatul tunelului se dovedeste a fi doar un indicator fosforescent care iti arata incotro e iesirea.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-6909437037467943770?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-68613211509272510342009-10-11T08:03:00.000-07:002010-03-27T11:07:18.385-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Drink only when you’re sober</span><br /><br />Atata timp cat lasi oamenii sa creada ca sunt liberi, vor fi mai usor de condus.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-6861321150927251034?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-29603248033330996412009-09-30T11:57:00.000-07:002010-03-27T11:06:36.181-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Bungee jumping unplugged</span><br /><br />Persoana care a inventat cuvantul "halucinatie" nu l-a rostit vreme de trei ani nimanui. Avea impresia ca doar i s-a parut ca inventase un cuvant.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-2960324803333099641?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-8601304706593474272009-09-05T19:14:00.000-07:002010-03-27T11:06:13.233-07:00Portarul afla ultimul cand urmeaza sa fie gol.<br /><br /><br />Si acum una pentru initiati: <br />Ai putea sa fii cel mai bun jucator de table din lume, dar tot trebuie sa arunci zarurile.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-860130470659347427?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-16297472448392185352009-08-24T02:43:00.000-07:002010-03-27T11:06:00.149-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Jandarmul pecuniar</span><br /><br />Daca vrei bani multi, jefuiesti o banca; daca vrei sa jefuiesti o natiune, construiesti o banca.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-1629747244839218535?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-67075303467526562762009-08-14T07:13:00.001-07:002010-03-27T11:05:34.593-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Intecerea de pietoni</span><br /><br />Petrec atat de mult timp in oras, incat saptamana trecuta, cand am ajuns intr-o padure de pini, primul lucru ce mi-a trecut prin cap a fost "miroase a deodorant de masina".<br /><br /><br />Era un pusti care avea convingerea ca daca trece strada doar pe la trecerea de pietoni, inseamna ca e cuminte si ca o sa ajunga in Rai. I-am zis ca daca trece pe unde nu trebuie, s-ar putea sa ajunga si mai repede chiar.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-6707530346752656276?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-33143490292813516412009-07-17T10:42:00.000-07:002010-03-27T11:04:59.674-07:00Oi fi eu arogant, dar, hei... e singurul lucru care sta intre mine si perfectiune.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-3314349029281351641?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-15663094843601148752009-07-15T05:39:00.001-07:002010-03-27T11:04:47.300-07:00Care-i diferenta dintre uleiul de masline virgin si cel extra-virgin?<br />La ala extra-virgin n-ai voie nici macar sa stergi cu degetul picatura care ramane pe buza sticlei.<br /><br /><br />Cea mai fara sens incapere de saptamana asta mi se pare sala de asteptare de la camera de Urgenta.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-1566309484360114875?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-40918534801661913612009-06-06T03:06:00.000-07:002010-03-27T11:04:24.214-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Clatiti dupa citire</span><br /><br />Cei de la Johnson&Johnson vor continua gama de sampon "No more tears" si pentru barbatii adulti: va fi impotriva caderii parului.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-4091853480166191361?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-20917395711719356912009-05-14T14:03:00.000-07:002010-03-27T11:04:05.940-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">D'alea grele</span><br /><br />Platon spunea ca "prima si cea mai importanta victorie este contra sinelui".<br />Pai daca Eu ma bat cu Mine si Eu castig, nu tot Eu pierd? <br /><br />As zice sa reformulam: "In lupta cu sinele, propune mereu remiza. Economisesti energie."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-2091739571171935691?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-17892957784029507762009-05-06T13:28:00.000-07:002010-03-27T11:03:48.909-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Pensionarii ar trebui omorati la nastere</span><br /><br />Istoria se repeta pentru ca oamenii au un set limitat de actiuni si un set si mai limitat de reactiuni.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-1789295778402950776?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-12984923315761214542009-04-30T03:41:00.000-07:002010-03-27T11:03:09.749-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Colonul oficial</span><br /><br />"Love is a motherfucker" Freud probably said at one time or another.<br /><br />Scaunele de masina pentru bebelusi au designul complet gresit. Adica nici macar nu ajung la pedale saracii.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-1298492331576121454?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-13238814799697032692009-03-14T12:15:00.000-07:002010-03-27T11:02:54.101-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Meet Joe Jitsu</span><br /><br />Am un prieten care e asa de bataus, ca si-a cumparat doi saci de box; unul il tine intins pe jos in mijlocul camerei si se antreneaza sa le dea cu piciorul adversarilor cand sunt la pamant.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-1323881479969703269?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-52054317626857837292009-03-08T06:48:00.000-07:002010-03-27T11:02:39.755-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">La multi ani tuturor mamelelor</span><br /><br />De ziua numelui zic de obicei "Sa traiesti cu numele"...de ziua femeii presupun ca tre sa zic ..."sa traiesti...cu sexul". Asa ca...La Mult!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-5205431762685783729?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-33308004508904626052009-01-27T09:46:00.000-08:002010-03-27T11:01:44.159-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Sughitul intelepciunii</span><br /><br />Diferenta dintre medicii legisti si filosofi este ca primii investigheaza cauza mortii, iar cei din urma cauza vietii.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-3330800450890462605?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-83462334008766488062009-01-11T12:53:00.000-08:002010-03-27T11:01:25.329-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Latino sau la mine?</span><br /><br />Nu exista oameni modesti, doar foarte slabi autoevaluatori.<br /><br /><br />Passing judgement is just like passing wind in public: you’re the only one feeling good afterwards.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-8346233400876648806?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-4822057824977073672008-11-28T02:37:00.000-08:002010-03-27T11:01:00.658-07:00Sondajele de opinie (acum, in plina campanie electorala, stiti ce-s alea si mai ales cine le comanda) seamana foarte mult cu rapirile facute de extraterestri: tehnologie super-avansata, forte si resurse implicate impresionante, da' mereu rapesc numai idioti. Ce parere isi fac extraterestrii despre populatia Terrei, daca aia sunt destul de prosti incat sa nu fuga cand vad un OZN? Probabil de aia se resemneaza invadatorii si prefera sa le bage ceva sonda in cur.<br />Cam asa e si sondajul de opinie: o rapire facuta de extraterestri, iar rezultatele sunt la fel de concudente.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-482205782497707367?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-33530184299163918142008-11-17T11:50:00.000-08:002010-03-27T10:59:21.514-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">"Nella vita non bisogna prendersela, ma farsela dare!"</span><br /><br />Stii cum sunt fotografiile alea pe care daca le privesti dintr-un anumit unghi arata cu totul altceva? Asa e viata mea.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-3353018429916391814?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-16522548373083287852008-11-17T11:46:00.003-08:002010-03-27T10:58:58.904-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Have your Kate and Edith too</span><br /><br />Oare restaurantele chinezesti din China se numesc "Ca la mama acasa"?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-1652254837308328785?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-27577264800552429882008-11-17T11:44:00.000-08:002010-03-27T10:58:36.546-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Panotaj viteza</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"> Jobul meu seamana cu cel a unuia care face atentate sinucigase. Adica trainingul e in principiul acelasi ("uita-te atent ca iti arat o singura data cum se face"), totul e bine si frumos la birou, pana tre' sa pleci pe teren si in principiu toata treaba se intampla numai dimineata. Ca dupa amiaza, deja esti in Rai, alaturi de, nu-i asa, cele 72 de virgine promise (nu, nu predau la o scoala generala, ca ziceam 24 in loc de 72). Metaforic vorbind.<br />Da' sa ne gandim putin la sinucigasii astia si la virginele lor. Sau mai bine numai la virginele alea. Pai cum naiba pot fi alea prostite de parinti in halul ala? "fata mea, sa fii cuminte, sa nu pacatuiesti, sa nu faci sex cu baiatul ala simpatic de care iti place...sa te pastrezi pana mori, ca sa te siluiasca un idiot care nu poate sa isi ia un job stabil si lucreaza numai pe cate un proiect".<br /> Sau cum arata un CV de sinucigas? Experienta de lucru: nici una. Abilitati speciale: explodez.<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-2757726480055242988?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-15575814992873806292008-11-17T11:43:00.005-08:002010-03-27T10:58:12.790-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Rock 'n' Mall !!</span><br /><br />Aseara m-am oprit sa mananc un sandvis la ceva fast food. In viata mea nu a trebuit sa iau atatea decizii intr-o sambata: "vreti varza cu castraveti sau simpla? vreti ketchup dulce sau picant? vreti maioneza simpla sau cu usturoi?"...la sfasit, am intrebat cat costa, mi-a zis "5 lei" si am intrebat-o "vreti 5 hartii de 1 leu sau una de 5?". A zambit, apoi a continuat"la mana?". Eu "nu, vreau o centrare la cap".<br />And that is a true story.<br /><br /><br /><br />Eu am o teorie: legendarul erou cu masca neagra si spada nu era spaniol, era ungur. Si il chema Zoltan.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-1557581499287380629?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-86170751003288731102008-11-17T11:43:00.003-08:002010-03-27T10:57:57.307-07:00In raspuns pentru cei care sunt din ce in ce mai ingrijorati cu privire la modificarile genetice experimentate pe oameni...Am trecut azi pe langa un atelier de "copiat chei". Deci clonarea umana exista, dar functioneaza numai daca nu ai freza...Asta inseamna ca la 50 de ani o sa am un fratior?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-8617075100328873110?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-31497512596080347162008-11-17T11:43:00.001-08:002010-03-27T10:57:44.824-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Postasul suna intotdeauna de doua ori la Poarta Raiului</span><br /><br />Cand Sfantu Petru e foarte fericit, coboara in al noualea cer?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-3149751259608034716?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-1724735829585284502008-11-17T11:42:00.003-08:002010-03-27T10:57:26.067-07:00Am vazut ieri un optimist ducand la gunoi galeata pe jumatate plina...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-172473582958528450?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-49139813147140643562008-11-17T11:42:00.001-08:002010-03-27T10:57:11.166-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Pestele de la cap se-mparte</span><br /><br />Nu mi-ar placea sa fiu proxenet. Tie ti-ar conveni ca angajatele tale sa isi ia concediu medical 4 zile in fiecare luna?<br />Plus ca orice accident de munca duce la suspendare pe 9 luni...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-4913981314714064356?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-50969097475915482262008-11-17T11:41:00.004-08:002010-03-27T10:56:47.217-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Elogiu Ologului</span><br /><br />Azi am vazut un olog intr-un scaun cu rotile nou-nout...si nu am stiut daca sa imi para bine sau rau. Adica poate fi de bine, ca "uite, ologu' ala a primit un scaun nou" sau poate fi de rau, in genul "vai, uite inca unul s-a ologit"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-5096909747591548226?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-21674211020827267642008-11-17T11:41:00.003-08:002010-03-27T10:56:23.770-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Studiu de caz, de necaz</span><br /><br />A fost odata o familie de tablagii. Ea a vrut sa il scoata din casa, dar el avea porti. Asta era intr-o marti. A incercat el sa-si ia revansa, dar nu a mai gasit zarurile. Fusesera deja aruncate.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-2167421102082726764?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-10116414313113662942008-11-17T11:41:00.001-08:002010-03-27T10:55:59.315-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">The Visionary Position</span><br /><br />Imi place sa fac sex in fata unui televizor cat un perete , pe care sa ruleze o parada a modei. In felul asta am impresia ca sunt intr-o incapere la capatul unui culoar si tot vin fotomodele, stau 2 secunde proptite in usa, zambesc, se rotesc pe calcaie si pleaca...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-1011641431311366294?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-28779175353008133782008-11-17T11:40:00.001-08:002010-03-27T10:55:32.287-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Parastasul femeii fatale</span><br /><br />Tu ai vazut vreodata chinez cu adidasi originali in picioare?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-2877917535300813378?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-77777117077001796422008-11-17T11:39:00.003-08:002010-03-27T10:55:16.560-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Placenta cu mere</span><br /><br /><span>Oare pe CV-ul tipului care face avorturi, e relevanta sectiunea de “hobby-uri”?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-7777711707700179642?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-16348874613185931972008-11-17T11:39:00.001-08:002010-03-27T10:54:56.522-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Whitney, we have a problem</span><br /><br />Q: What do you get when you cross a chick magnet and a frigde magnet?<br />A: A frigid chick magnet<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-1634887461318593197?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-82783885491544439102008-11-17T11:38:00.003-08:002010-03-27T10:54:15.392-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Men sana in nem tudom</span><br /><br />Q: Ce striga un manelist care se da cu deltaplanul?<br /> A: Looping, baaaa!<br /><br /> Am un prieten care era varza, dar viata l-a calit.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-8278388549154443910?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-84639139563558048732008-11-17T11:38:00.001-08:002010-03-27T10:53:29.647-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">quid pro quo se scoate</span><br /><br />Imi dau mereu ceasul cu doua ore inainte, pentru ca imi place sa traiesc in trecut.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-8463913956355804873?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-10886934522873444422008-11-17T11:37:00.002-08:002010-03-27T10:53:06.331-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Impiegatul de miscari bruste</span><br /><br />Eu nu inteleg tinerele care isi doresc sa ramana insarcinate: pai nu e pacat sa strici un parc de distractii pentru adulti in favoarea unuia dedicat copiilor?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-1088693452287344442?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-76932650963200813842008-11-17T11:37:00.001-08:002010-03-27T10:52:48.087-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">We are the champignons</span><br /><br />Inainte de inventarea farasului, cine dadea cu matura nu facea curat, ci muta mizeria dintr-o parte in alta.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-7693265096320081384?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-77480608272884345682008-11-17T11:36:00.002-08:002010-03-27T10:52:30.425-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Stiristi si castigi</span><br /><br /><p><span style="">Ce job poate sa fie mai tare decat sa fii prezentator de stiri la TV? Sa va explic: multi isi incep serviciul citind stirile. N-ar fi grozav ca imediat dupa ce ai terminat de citit sa pleci acasa? Si tot ce trebuie sa faci e sa le citesti cu voce tare.</span></p> <br />Daca ghidul TV se rasfoieste, atunci tipul ala de merge cu tine prin televiziune si iti arata una alta cum se cheama?<br /><br /><br />In a non-related event, eram in Vama Veche, la Expirat, cu doua prietene. Vine un tip si incearca sa se bage insistent in seama la una din ele. Ea il refuza, iar el, catre mine: "Pai asta ce are? Doar suntem in Vama"...iar eu m-am gandit "pozitia noastra geografica nu te face cu nimic mai atragator"...dar pentru ca eram beat, n-am reusit sa zic decat "Uratule"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-7748060827288434568?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-68255771408933904122008-11-17T11:36:00.001-08:002010-03-27T10:52:07.209-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Alba ca Zapada si cei sapte cormorani Pitici</span><br /><br />Am ascultat ieri o selectie numita"Cele mai frumoase cantece de balena". Acum doar ghicesc, dar departajarea nu cred ca s-a facut pe baza versurilor. Versuri care sunt probabil doar fraze gen "hei, tu de colo", sau "o sa mananci tot planctonu' ala?" si "cacat, m-am taiat intr-o scoica".<br /><br />Astept cu nerabdare un cantec de balena cu tourette.<br /><br /><br />Ca tot veni vorba de apa, am doi prieteni care adora sa faca sex in natura, in special cand ploua. Intr-o seara, ea zice "hmmm....miroase a ploaie", la care el "doar picura, ca-s obosit".<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-6825577140893390412?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-80176001098316507512008-11-17T11:35:00.002-08:002010-03-27T10:51:43.618-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Minciuna are pantaloni scurti</span><br /><br />Stii sloganul alora: "pofta de viata"?...Cam cand crezi ca o sa-l schimbe in "Satul de viata"?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-8017600109831650751?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-28698353653047644342008-11-17T11:35:00.001-08:002010-03-27T10:51:20.499-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Lotul national de 100 metri garduri in Gradina Domnului</span><br /><br />Referire facand la EURO 2008 si fotbal in general, personal nu ma intereseaza. Auzind acest lucru, un coleg a izbucnit:<br />-"Pai chiar daca nu iti place fotbalul, orice barbat adevarat ar trebui sa se uite la Campionatul European"<br /><br />-"Adica orice barbat adevarat ar trebui sa se uite la 22 de alti barbati care alearga pe iarba? Ce ar spune Freud despre asta? Mai bine la 22 de femei alergand in costume de baie pe malul marii. Si din cand in cand camera sa se opreasca si pe cele care isi fac incalzirea pe margine..."<br /><br />...Ati observat cat seamana aplaudatul la un televizor cand e meci de fotbal si facutul de cruce in biserica? Incepe unul, se mai trezesc vreo doi...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-2869835365304764434?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-36421347345322919082008-11-17T11:33:00.002-08:002010-03-27T10:50:54.937-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Banjo Jumping</span><br /><br />Nu am fost deloc surprins cand am aflat ca premiile pentru femeile care joaca golf sunt cu mult mai mici decat cele ale barbatilor. Trebuie cumva rasplatit barbatul care nimereste gaura din cel mult 4 incercari...<br /><br /><br />Cel mai stupid semn vazut saptamana asta: "Ocrotiţi vânatul". Pai daca l-am ocroti, nu s-ar mai chema vanat...<br /><br />E destul de evident cum trebuie sa iti numesti copiii cand tie ti se spune Ludovic Intaiul...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-3642134734532291908?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-12404197901005633712008-11-17T11:33:00.001-08:002010-03-27T10:50:23.258-07:00Mi se pare mie sau "Frumoasa din padurea adormita" e prima adaptare pentru copii a unui viol?<br />"Pai ce...ca numai a sarutat-o" o sa ziceti voi....mdea, dar asta e versiunea LUI, ca ea dormea...<br /><br /><br />Oare cat dureaza o calatorie in timp ? Acel timp pierdut intre cele doua destinatii, oricat ar fi el, unde se contorizeaza, la trecut sau prezent?<br />Ca sa stiu daca sa ma urc in masina timpului cu 5 minute mai devreme sau sa imi stabilesc intalnirea cu Ghandi la si 5 minute.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-1240419790100563371?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-84173297127324243932008-11-17T11:32:00.003-08:002010-03-27T10:50:06.848-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Earth, wind, fire and chicken soup</span><br /><br />Am intrat într-un magazin de umbrele şi aveau cabină de probă. Mă rog, era mai mult cabină de duş...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-8417329712732424393?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-66432014993229650232008-11-17T11:32:00.001-08:002010-03-27T10:49:43.717-07:00Salt 'n' Pampers<br /><br />Stii care e asemanarea dintre un sediu de firma dupa program si un parc in timpul ploii? Vezi pe acolo numai oameni care chiar au treaba.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-6643201499322965023?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-11456289932489935642008-11-17T11:31:00.003-08:002010-03-27T10:49:23.340-07:00Tren personal? Nasol. Avion personal? Excelent. Dar daca iti cumperi un tren, atunci tot personal se cheama.<br /><br />Morala: Si nuferii plutesc, la fel ca rahatul.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-1145628993248993564?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-61789030239123461112008-11-17T11:31:00.001-08:002010-03-27T10:49:09.412-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Dansand cu lupii si cinand cu pestii</span><br /><br />Oare cu cat le-a scazut cifra de afaceri vanzatorilor de acvarii cand s-au inventat screensaverele?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-6178903023912346111?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-40963373958931460182008-11-17T11:29:00.002-08:002010-03-27T10:48:29.157-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Lazio, bah, ca merge asa!</span><br /><br />Fiecare sut in fund inseamna doi pasi inainte si unul inapoi, ca asa-i la noi.<br /><br /><br />Speranta moare ultima, ca trebuie sa ne ingroape pe toti.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-4096337395893146018?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-78516740157067631242008-11-17T11:29:00.001-08:002010-03-27T10:48:05.422-07:00Ai fost vreodata la cineva in vizita, ai vazut toti papucii aliniati frumos la usa si te-ai gandit "la naiba...aici traieste un miriapod?"<br /><br />Am o teorie: cine umbla prin vacante cu rulota, intr-o viata anterioara a fost melc.<br /><br />Daca filmau astia "21 de grame" in Ardeal, sigur s-ar fi numit "30 de grame"...aici sunt oameni cu suflet mare.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-7851674015706763124?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-56628488536424871452008-11-17T11:27:00.002-08:002010-03-27T10:47:48.987-07:00Angela (si) Similitudinea<br /><br />Ai observat ca toate firmele scot acum pe piata salam sasesc? Cred ca avem in Romania mai mult salam sasesc decat sasi. Cand ai vazut ultima data sasi pe strada? Ca eu cand ii vad, sunt mereu in grupuri de sase...<br /><br /><br />Ce-i sfant si lui Dumnezeu ii place<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-5662848853642487145?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-7314402645478158212008-11-17T11:27:00.001-08:002010-03-27T10:47:10.435-07:00Leoarca, tanara, iubirea<br /><br />Daca te-as prinde de-un picior si te-as saruta in talpa...<br />Asa-i ca-n secunda numaru'2 mi-ai da un sut in barba?<br /><br /><br />P.S.: Imi place ploaia doar cand se opreste<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-731440264547815821?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-61975150800218833912008-11-17T11:26:00.003-08:002010-03-27T10:46:53.579-07:00Care e diferenta dintre "a fi cu un picior in groapa si unul afara" si "a face spagatul pe doua scaune"?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-6197515080021883391?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-39874307808180066172008-11-17T11:26:00.001-08:002010-03-27T10:46:40.356-07:00Girafelor, capul sus!<br /><br />"Die Hard" nu suna mai degraba a titlu de film porno pentru batrani? sau putea la fel de bine sa fie "Get Hard or Die Trying"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-3987430780818006617?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-33445283491609379992008-11-17T11:24:00.000-08:002010-03-27T10:46:24.393-07:00Exploda-m-as si n-am cui, exploda-m-as codrului<br /><br />Cand a fost Big Bang-ul, Dumnezeu si-a astupat urechile?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-3344528349160937999?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-84514791161668952262008-11-17T11:23:00.000-08:002010-03-27T10:45:59.492-07:00Termina-ti propozitia! sunt mii de oameni care tac din gura toata ziua in Africa!<br /><br />De ce spunem "hai sa iesim in balcon" cand de fapt abia atunci noi intram in balcon? ...Probabil din acelasi motiv pentru care cartea "Monologurile Vaginului" nu a primit ca replica o carte de genul "Tacerea cu supt-inteles a penisului". Am zis.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-8451479116166895226?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-81539680042566393392008-11-17T11:17:00.002-08:002010-03-27T10:45:29.856-07:00(A whole lot more than) Sixteen candles<br /><br />Am imbatranit suficient cat sa fiu o tanara speranta…toate cele 26 de lumanari sufla spre mine…nu mai avem timp….The orange is the size of a watermelon in me…<br /><br /><p>(NU MAI ) avem timp…asta pentru cine nu e de acord cu Octavian Paller</p> <p> </p> <p><b style=""><u>NU MAI avem timp</u></b></p> <p><span class="textnojavascript:void(0)rmal">…Sa dormim, pentru ca alergam in dreapta si-n stanga, </span><br /><br /> …<span class="textnormal">sa regretam c-am gresit ca deja gresim din nou, </span><br /><br /> …<span class="textnormal">sa ne absolvim pe noi insine, din cauza ca ii judecam pe ceilalti. </span><br /><br /><br /> </p> <p>…sa <span class="textnormal">privim norii, pentru ca emisiunea cu nori e intrerupta de reclame sau un accident oarecare, </span><br /><br /> <span class="textnormal">…sa ne-alungam intrebarile, sau sa amanam raspunsurile, </span><br /><br /><span class="textnormal"></span>…<span class="textnormal">sa ne facem prieteni…si asa din nou ii pierdem, </span><br /><br /> …<span class="textnormal">sa primim lectii…si asa le uitam dupa-aceea, </span><br /><br /> …<span class="textnormal">sa primim daruri…si asa nu le-ntelegem.</span><br /><br />…<span class="textnormal">sa sfaramam un vis...si asta e bine...pentru ca nimeni nu l-ar reinventa,</span><br /><br /> NU <span class="textnormal">Avem timp pentru toate. </span><br /><br /> <span class="textnormal">Nu e timp, poate doar pentru putina tandrete. </span><br /><br /> Insa c<span class="textnormal">and sa facem si asta - murim. </span><br /><br /><br /> </p> dar mai bine ne luam dupa pepsi…si pepsi spune sa ne facem timp pentru noi insine ;)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-8153968004256639339?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-75907401510579036792008-11-17T11:17:00.001-08:002010-03-27T10:45:08.255-07:00Prepare to LUNCH !<br /><br />Dragostea e ca piureul de cartofi. Dupa ce se termina, daca nu speli farfuria, are tendinta sa se lipeasca...si iese greu. Si daca pui alt fel de mancare, mereu o sa simti gustul de piure. De aceea e bine sa acorzi suficient timp clatitului. Chiar daca nu vei pune un alt fel de mancare, macar o sa stii ca TU ai farfuria curata...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-7590740151057903679?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-41969275122194602512008-11-17T11:16:00.002-08:002010-03-27T10:44:44.523-07:00Mai nervos decat o girafa cu rosu in gat<br /><br />Ieri am jucat biliard cu un prieten care e impatimit de poker. A jucat tot meciul cu o bila neargra in maneca...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-4196927512219460251?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-43992981089715679172008-11-17T11:16:00.001-08:002010-03-27T10:44:27.522-07:00Am mancat ieri un cotlet asa de mare ca puteai sa hranesti cu el un azil de batrani pentru doua saptamani......mai ales daca le ascundeai protezele dentare.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-4399298108971567917?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-57930262547920141522008-11-17T11:14:00.002-08:002010-03-27T10:44:00.298-07:00Aseara am pus o scoica la ureche si am auzit vapoarele din larg...<br /><br />Stau pe marginea drumului cel bun si ma uit la lume cum trece<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-5793026254792014152?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-36006969913991534052008-11-17T11:14:00.001-08:002010-03-27T10:43:48.869-07:00Cu ritmul asta de munca, perioada aceea a lunii la mine inseamna weekend-ul liber....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-3600696991399153405?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-50346073358869368882008-11-17T11:13:00.001-08:002010-03-27T10:43:38.381-07:00Este o diferenta enorma intre a invata sa faci ceea ce-ti place si a invata sa-ti placa ceea ce faci.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-5034607335886936888?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-30284259495180388872008-11-17T11:11:00.000-08:002010-03-27T10:43:28.142-07:00Faza pe bune: Un prieten ma intreaba "Am cunoscut o tipa care are o pisica neagra, sta la apartamentul 13 si numarul ei de telefon se termina in 666...ce zici sa fac?" Am raspuns "nu stiu ce sa faci, dar eu in locul tau nu i-as pune-o sub o scara":))<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-3028425949518038887?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-15010380217110645412008-11-17T11:03:00.000-08:002010-03-27T10:42:47.777-07:00Ce nu ne place....<br /><br />Nu ne place atunci cand COMPUTERUL ne cere noua cateodata, de exemplu cand facem un cont undeva, sa scriem un cuvant, de autentificare. Asta "TO PROVE THAT YOU ARE NOT A COMPUTER". Daca vroiau sa demonstrez ca nu sunt computer, mai simplu imi cereau sa ma manjesc de ciocolata cand mananc un ecler sau sa gresesc niste calcule simple.<br />...si de cand au inceput computerele sa se teama de alte computere? Se tem de toate computerele? Sau e ok daca sunt facute de aceeasi firma? "servus, vere...stii, in mod normal n-ar trebui sa te las inauntru....da' tu faci parte din familie..."<br /><br />... mi-e mila de cei care trebuie sa traiasca in lumea asta...dar nu mai mila decat de cei care trebuie sa isi aleaga o nevasta dintre tipele ce le vezi prin discoteci these days...insa asta e deja alta discutie<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-1501038021711064541?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2325900795906725006.post-45752725727047372542008-11-06T14:42:00.000-08:002008-11-06T14:47:03.119-08:00...you've already read it." The blog, that is.<br /><br />Nu e ciudat cum primul lucru pe care il scriu eu aici e de fapt ultima chestie pe care o citesti tu?<br /><br />Asa cred ca ar trebui sa inceapa orice blog, de fapt. Cu un cuvant de incheiere. And it makes sense, come to think of it.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2325900795906725006-4575272572704737254?l=zganduri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cereal_Killerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07546945081591302220noreply@blogger.com0